Aid and abet

Bailout proposal? Let lewd answer lewd.

So Ben Bernanke is sitting in on the board meeting of some Wall Street estab, and afterwards the CEO shuttles him off to a side room and says, “Ben, you gotta get us out of this, man. You just gotta. This is a real clusterfuck for us.”

To which Ben replies, “Calm, calm, buddy. We got it covered. The Senators will never know what hit ’em by the close of the hearing.”

TRANSLATION: “Senators, relax your sphincters. We are about to blow smoke up your ass.”

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